Ladies and gentlemen!
If two isn't enough, now there's three to add in the fun. Recently, Paris Hilton has thrown her hat into the presidential ring, promising to take on that old "wrinkly, white-haired guy" and paint the White House pink if elected.
recently in McCain's attack ad, He had claimed Obama as just another celebrity like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. In a video featuring Obama and his supporters, a female narrator was heard saying "he's the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?"
Paris Hilton had responded tartly to the ad, where in another another spoof campaign ad, she had called McCain as "the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket"
While reclining on a chair in a skimpy bathing costume and gold stilettos, the 27-year-old celebutante announced her presidential ambitions:"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she says. She then went on to detail her plan to solve the energy crisis:"We could do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars," Hilton says. "That way the offshore drilling carries us until new technologies kick in which will then create new jobs and energy independence."Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates, bitches!"She signed off by saying she was considering tapping singer-songwriter Rihanna as her vice president."I'll see you at the White House," Hilton adds. "Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!" Here's how the McCain campaign responded: "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America’s energy crisis -- including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."And the Obama campaign's official response: "Whatever."
Paris Hilton is totally running for fake president, and she totally wants your fake vote. Totally.
That's the message in a video posted early Wednesday (October 8) on Funnyordie.com, which features Hilton seeking political advice from "one of our greatest fake presidents," Martin Sheen, who played president Josiah Bartlett on NBC's long-running White House drama "The West Wing."
In the clip "a pre-party for the party before the afterparty," Hilton and Sheen discuss such pressing fake issues as "FoPo" (or "foreign policy," for those of you who don't speak Paris-ese) and the economy, with P stating that she favors a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq and lowering interest rates to bail out homeowners.
"This is the biggest depression since 'The Notebook,' " Hilton says. "How about helping the people who are losing their homes? How about lowering inflated interest rates so it's not impossible for them to pay their mortgage? I know its not as much money for the banks, but it's better than no money at all. Just ask MC Hammer."
Sheen proclaims, "Loves it," and then tells Hilton not to worry, because she's "going to make a great fake president."
Hilton then says, "America was at its best when it was on NBC," to which Sheen replies, "Wait till it's on MTV" (hey, that's us!). Hilton then turns to the camera and proclaims, "See you at the fake inauguration, bitches!"
Here's the video URL, starring paris for President.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GlZP37Zyoreferences:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/08/06/paris-hilton-for-president.htmhttp://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1596641/20081008/story.jhtml
