Friday, October 31, 2008

Barack Obama, John McCain, Or Paris Hilton?


Ladies and gentlemen!

If two isn't enough, now there's three to add in the fun. Recently, Paris Hilton has thrown her hat into the presidential ring, promising to take on that old "wrinkly, white-haired guy" and paint the White House pink if elected.

recently in McCain's attack ad, He had claimed Obama as just another celebrity like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. In a video featuring Obama and his supporters, a female narrator was heard saying "he's the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?"

Paris Hilton had responded tartly to the ad, where in another another spoof campaign ad, she had called McCain as "the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket"

While reclining on a chair in a skimpy bathing costume and gold stilettos, the 27-year-old celebutante announced her presidential ambitions:"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she says. She then went on to detail her plan to solve the energy crisis:"We could do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars," Hilton says. "That way the offshore drilling carries us until new technologies kick in which will then create new jobs and energy independence."Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates, bitches!"She signed off by saying she was considering tapping singer-songwriter Rihanna as her vice president."I'll see you at the White House," Hilton adds. "Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!" Here's how the McCain campaign responded: "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America’s energy crisis -- including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."And the Obama campaign's official response: "Whatever."

Paris Hilton is totally running for fake president, and she totally wants your fake vote. Totally.

That's the message in a video posted early Wednesday (October 8) on Funnyordie.com, which features Hilton seeking political advice from "one of our greatest fake presidents," Martin Sheen, who played president Josiah Bartlett on NBC's long-running White House drama "The West Wing."
In the clip "a pre-party for the party before the afterparty," Hilton and Sheen discuss such pressing fake issues as "FoPo" (or "foreign policy," for those of you who don't speak Paris-ese) and the economy, with P stating that she favors a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq and lowering interest rates to bail out homeowners.

"This is the biggest depression since 'The Notebook,' " Hilton says. "How about helping the people who are losing their homes? How about lowering inflated interest rates so it's not impossible for them to pay their mortgage? I know its not as much money for the banks, but it's better than no money at all. Just ask MC Hammer."

Sheen proclaims, "Loves it," and then tells Hilton not to worry, because she's "going to make a great fake president."

Hilton then says, "America was at its best when it was on NBC," to which Sheen replies, "Wait till it's on MTV" (hey, that's us!). Hilton then turns to the camera and proclaims, "See you at the fake inauguration, bitches!"


Here's the video URL, starring paris for President.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GlZP37Zyo

references:



http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/08/06/paris-hilton-for-president.htm


http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1596641/20081008/story.jhtml

Angels and Demons Movie (Coming Soon)



Robert Langdon is out solving crime again. However, this time, the risk is bigger. The whole vatican city is in danger of being destroyed by an antimatter nuclear bomb, from a secret society.





So was in The Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks held the role of Robert Langdon in this film along with co-star Ayelet Zurer and Ewam McGregor. Actually, the filming was suppose to be started at February 2008 and released in the December of this year. However, because of the 2007-2008 Writer Guild of America strike, the release was posponed to May 15 2009. (Still, I am excited)






Eat Obama and McCain as Your Breakfast Bread!



Tired of voting? Readers, you can now fill your Big Stomach with your future president in USA. At the Feel Good Bakery in Alameda, California, they're now stenciling on the faces of presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain, and letting patrons decide which loaf they'd like to take home. According the bakery owner, Obama has outdone McCain by the ratio of 8:1!! (Poor McCain)

For more information, surf on to http://www.zimbio.com/politics/articles/1032/Obama+McCain+Bread+Lets+Vote+Stomach for some hot bread...

Still, eating the one you admired..... Doesn't feel weird or something? Well, only the voters know...

With a Big Stomach,

Mr. Fundus

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Rain - Love Story, from brand new album Rainism


Rain is making his comeback! With his brand new album, Rainism, this korean dude got a big ambition on establishing a brand new status from himself.

With his unsuccessful launch of Speed Racer (with I think so), Rain hasn't been in the spotlight for quite a while now. But he is back now gals, same as he always be, hot and steamy, and now even.... BLOODY (Check out of his new single MV - Love Story)

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Laugh You "Stomach" Off, Because You Deserve It

Helo dear readers,

We practically laugh everyday, but ever heard of the benefits that laughing could possible bring about to our life? Well...there is a saying, when the wolrd show you a thousand reasons to cry, show the world a thousand reason to smile (or something like that ^^)

The below are the reasons why YOU must laugh, hehe

The many benefits of laughter
1. When you make fun of yourself, you disempower those who would make fun of you and disarm possible confrontations.

2. Laughter dissolves tension, stress, anxiety, irritation, anger, grief, and depression. Like crying, laughter lowers inhibitions, allowing the release of pent-up emotions. After a hearty bout of laughter, you will experience a sense of well-being. Simply put, he who laughs, lasts. After all, if you can laugh at it, you can live with it. Remember, a person without a sense of humor is like a car without shock absorbers.

3. Medical researches have found that laughter boosts the immune system. The study of how behavior and the brain affect the immune system is called psychoneuroimmunology. Though still in its infancy, this science is rapidly gaining much attention as mankind strives to understand the mind-body relationship.

4. Laughter reduces pain by releasing endorphins that are more potent than equivalent amounts of morphine.

5. Humor helps integrate both hemispheres of our brain, for the left hemisphere is used to decipher the verbal content of a joke while the right hemisphere interprets whether it is funny or not.6. Laughter adds spice to life; it is to life what salt is to a hard-boiled egg.

7. Develop your sense of humor and you will find you are more productive, a better communicator, and a superior team player.

8. Everyone loves someone who can make them laugh. The more you share your sense of humor, the more friends you will have.

9. Humor brings the balance we need to get through the turbulence of life comfortably.

10. Laughter is even equivalent to a small amount of exercise. It massages all the organs of the body, according to Dr. James Walsh.

11. A sense of humor can help you accept the inevitable, rise to any challenge, handle the unexpected with ease, and come out of any difficulty smiling.

adapted from :http://www.personal-development.com/chuck/laughter.htm

Mr.Sphyncter

Vietnam Bizzare Law : No Small Breast, Skinny & Short Women On Motorcycle

Not to be mistaken as a social taboo, this indeed will be an established law in Vietnam. The health ministry of Vietnam is undergoing a programme of reconstructing ralated laws of health. In order to assure all motorcyclist are in good health condition, the ministry had came out with a rather peculiar sets of new rules and regulation. The proposal would be, women who are too short, too skinny or too 'small' will not be able to ride a motorcycle in public. And, when we say too 'small', yes indeed, it's boobs. Women who are 28 inch (76cm) or smaller on her chestline are forbidden from riding a motorcycle. Reason behind.... They are classified as unhealthy or malnourished community who bears big risk in riding this vehicle.

However, statistic shows, Vietnamese women are generally petite who an average height of 155 cm and weight of 47 kg. Therefore, this issue raises quite an attention on the questionable law and method of measurement. For instance, how are the policemen going to measure the chestline of women? By using hand?

Plenty of comments had been given by the community there concerning this troublesome rules, which would actually affect their lives. Some even joked, nu-bras and plastic surgeries are going to be the most lucrative industry in future. Nontheless, there could only be a silent-riot before any of these go under announcement and looks like they will just have to sit and wait...

By,
Mr. Fundus

Give Your Stomach A Treat, Come Visit Penang, Malaysia

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story

If you think you tasted the best food on earth, wait till you try the food that we penangites have to offer.

If you think you have savoured the most exotic food ever served in human history, think again. Penang offers a variety of exquisite, sumptous and special food that have successfully continue to thrill food lovers around the world. Sadly though, it is sometimes because of such craziness on food that some people go for the extreme, and thrive on flesh and meat of those nearly extinct animals. Well like it or not, we have it all here, good news or bad news.

with the countries' rich history dating back to the 18 and 19 century, Penang evolved from a unknown Island until the British came and took control of the Island. Since then the british had brought in lots of Chinese immigrants and Indian immigrants into the country, in order to cater to the country's rising economy. it is because of this that today, we Malaysians live amongst together as one, placing aside, racial, cultural, and religious differences. Penang is truly a unique place not to be missed.

Three major types of food offered here are Indian food, Chinese food and Malay, of which all three possess their own unique and delicious taste.


well, without furdo ado, allow me to introduce one of the most favourite and common dish found here, a true local delicacy.



First and formost, allow me to introduce the renowned "hokkien mee" an all-time favourite prawn soup noodle, a little bit spicy yet full of fragrance.





well if you were to stroll around Penang island, you would have also found this to be really popular, "nasi Lemak". Although this dish is originally tradional malay food, but through time, people have came to assimilate and grew to love this one of a kind unique dish.




Next, allow me the introduce this special dish, dedicated to the readers of the big stomach a blog, which is considered a chinese food, but has also over time, grew to be a favourite among locals of all races.


Ladies and gentlemen, Char Koey Tiao (hokkien) or could be translated as Fried "flattened" noodles in english.



try it, you might just like it ^^




Well, now for a bit of a desert. This is "Ais Kacang" or "peanut Ice", ice blended that comes with an assortment of toppings and lovely goodies.






Last but not least.....Tong Sui (though i duno how to translate this) but is also another kind of desert served after having your big stomach filled with lovely, lovely, and more lovely local food^^




So..the question remains...where to find these food you say? As I have mentioned, penang is a very special place to visit. All of the above food could be found almost anywhere in any local hawker stall. Its simply unique in Penang as food sellers could just sell food by the road side, operating from early morning to sometimes late at night, depending on the locations.





here' an example of the famous Gurney Street, which is one of the tourist spots and attraction. Here we have all the hawkers stalls selling all kinds of penang local cuisines...by the road side! where you enjoy the gnetle breeze of the sea, the calming sound of the waves and the astounding view provided free by mothernature^^





So, you claim yourself to be a food lover, and you never even tried Penang food, Malaysian style...What a shame ->.^


by,

Mr. Spynchter

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Forbes's World Next Great City : Kuala Lumpur Ranked the 4th

The world is devastated by the financial crisis which claimed to toss million and million of job ruthlessly. Not forgeting, some of the world strongest cities also took a deep impact in this economic tsunami. However, when one door is closed, another opens up. Thus, not joking, but this is actually the best period for an emerging city to arraise and become the next-big-thing in the world. Therefore, Forbes Magazine also take a research of the next potential great cities and got the result.

1st Shanghai, China
2nd Beijing, China
3rd Budapest, Hungary
4th Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
5th Santiago, Chile
6th Guang-Zhou, China
7th Mexico City, Mexico
8th Warsaw, Poland
9th Bangkok, Thailand
10th Shenzhen, China
(From Forbes. com)

The aspect of consideration (marking scheme) is based on the commercial environment, economic growth rates, business relation, education & IT conectivity, life standard and security. As we can see, 4 of the above lists come from China stating that China is truly a rising power not to be underestimated. Shanghai and Beijing topped the list with high marks that is actually in the leagues of their own. Researchers also noted that Shenzhen has the most potential to thrive in becoming a great city one day.

To my surprise, Kuala Lumpur actually scored well in life standard and commercial environment but did pretty nasty in education & IT conectivity. As so, I urges the government to take drastic measure as the experts have already pointed our strength and weaknesses to improve and conquer the list, well, not only on the list but reality. Still, I have trouble wondering where is the placing of our lovely Penang..... (Plz don't frozen our potential like a heritage...)

Holiday Must See! Mamma Mia

It is a rather unique movie to be watch, a musical movie which is roled played a Meryl Streep (Still remember the Devil Wears Prada) and co-stared by many many more hot celebrity like Pierce Brosnan etc. This movie is an instant smash-hit when I saw the thriller, well, however, exam is coming so i have no time to watch it..... Better see the thriller....


Friday, October 24, 2008

Britian Bloodhound Cars Dashing Over 1690 km/h

Nothing much to read today, I turned my attention to the times online for some hot news to you, readers. Success, I got one hot piece of cake for you (don't know whether it is fresh or not).

Richard Noble, formal salesman who is fond of speedy experience was able to acheive record-breaking speed when he acclaimed 1228 kh/m of speed in a super-super-sport-car. Now, he aimed to refresh his record by an astounding 1609 km/h. The super car, him and his team has created is called the Bloodhound (as shown) and has a shape of a pencil+rocket (due to specific aerodynamic study that this shape would boost the speed of the car) and is ready to rocket up to 1690 km/h in 40 seconds, a lighting speed faster that a bullet (no wonder it's called a bloodhound).

However, there's an obstacle, that is, the vanue to launched this experiment haven't been set, yet. So, when the experiment finally get started, we, blogger sure will post up the video in near future.

Mr. Fundus
(Pictures from times.com)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Hot News - Teachers' Skirmish Goes Physical, Students Helpless

BUTTERWORTH - A Local school here witnessed the latest most hottest news ever before published. Two teachers from the afternoon session went from a small squabble turning ugly when one of the teachers physical assaulted another teacher(The victim) by a paper in her hand, so the sources claimed.

Kim Moh (or literally translated as blondie in english) was the hokkien nickname affectionately given to Mdm tang, who had, over the years won the hearts of her students as one of the responsible and amiable teachers in the school. However, even a teacher such as this had been humiliated in such a way never known before.

The horrendous scene was witnessed first handed by the students of 1A4 as they were attending their science classes as usual, which unfortunately took a wrong turn when Mdm. Tay (The assailant) budged into the room unwelcomed in a anxious and raging manner.

Armed with only papers in her hand, she verbally reprimanded the teacher in class (Mdm Tang) claiming her to be careless in doing her work, with all the numbers typed wrong in the papers held in her hand. Astonished, Mdm tang was helpless as mdm Tay turned her attention to the class.

"同学们 (Tong1 Xue2 Men2 , meaning students), you see this...you see that" continued Mdm Tay, incessantly criticising Mdm Tang's so called ugly work. "The numbers are all wrong...you see this page...四十(Si4 Shi2 , meaning forty)...its all wrong!"

being Protective and offended, the class tossed the most sarcastic, cynical look that they could possibly toss at Mdm Tay, obviously annoyed that she had most unreasonably offended Mdm Tang and interrupting her class.

Most incredulously, while some of the papers were indeed wrong, some of them were of Mdm tang's mistakes. One student immediately took this chance to shoot back in sarcasm, but to do avail.

"We really hate her for doing this. I heard from my friends that she was a good teacher, I don't know why she does this to Mdm Tang, and of course we supported her. When she leaved the class and came back, our class cheered for her and told her we supported her. That teacher shouldnt budged into our class this unreasonably" was what a student from 1A4 interview by the big stomach said. The respondant, (e-name SNOW) was one of students who first handedly witness the scene, and had generously gave the big stomach juicy news on this matter.

Later, when mdm Tay left the room, mdm Tang quicken her footsteps going out too before returning. Sources said that she was on the verged of tears, but had valiantly kept on teaching the students to copy their works.

The news was spreaded incredibly fast as the whole afternoon session students were made known of this little skirmish between the teachers. Gossip soon turned into hatred against Mdm Tay, of which many claimed her to be wrong.

The big stomach would like to take this oppurtunity to thank all respondants of the BBB (Big Stomach Blog) news, which had given their support all the way long.

Also, specialy thanks to:
SNOW
Respondent X (form 2)
Respondent Y (Form 2)
respondent Z (Teacher)


for giving out the infomation to make this news complete.

Reporting for BBB News,
Mr.Sphyncetr

Keep Expanding.....Horizon Is The Limit

It has been about three weeks since the Big Stomach Blog is launched, and fortunately, we have gained quite a pleasant (for us) amount of viewer from time to time. Indeed, we have achieved an average of 30 visitor by calculation of the sitemeter (situated below) and have had an average of 50 unique visitor by calculation Nuffnang daily. However, pleasant is not what we aimed for, yet satisfaction is not in thought, improvement is what we longs for, like anyone who aims to success.

In notion of expanding our blog, an array of campaign will be launched in the near future:
BSC (Big Stomach Campaign)

BSC01 - Go Green Week

With global warming issue on fire, a remedy shall be taken. As tiny part of the world, even tiny effords are appreciated. We hope arraised the awareness of fellow reader with this campaign.

BSC02 - Big Stomach Showdown : Battle of the Gastric Family

Mr. Fundus's and Mr. Sphyncher's relationship will be put in test. Why are they against each other? No one knows... Bloody war will be triggered and the time left is negligible, who will you choose?

BSC03 - The World, In Your Stomach

Get along the trip of different cultural experience with Mr. Fundus and Mr. Sphyncther when we take you to some of the selected country. Some not to be missed, some not to be adored, find it out yourselves!

In the meantime, keep supporting Big Stomach and get continue your slimmy tour...


Mr. Fundus


Google Attack! G1 Phone Threaten iPhone


Widely anticipated G1 Phone finally launched in America this Wednesday and comsumers are crazy over this new invention.

In pass few years, iPhone had become the dominant phone on the market (which I am using now) and claimed to have sold over 4 millions in this period of time. Susprises doesn't ends here while Apple launched another earth shaking phone, iPhone 3G, freaturing 3G, scientific calculator etc. function and costs half the price (USD 199)! Once again, consumers are attracted and reign shops to get this phone in first hand.

However, title had to be changed unfortunately, with Google launching G1 Phone, a revelutionary phone with kedboard and 3 megapixels camera and costed at a shocking 180 Dollar (RM 640)!

There phone are yet to be official sold in Malaysia for now, sorry for us. However, what would actually happen to those common phone brands like Nokia, Sony Errison etc. if they did launched in our counter, I wonder...
Mr Fundus

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Global Financial Crisis: Even The Queen Take The Strikes!


Queen Elizabeth II wasn't spared from the economy downfalls faced by the whole world. Currently,the Queen had took serious hit due to the global economy depression later, a big one. Approximately 37 million pounds was loss (which is about 37% of her total share value) and yet more to be.... In order to cope with this serious problem, a plan had to be taken!


Well, the Queen had finally decided to open the Garden of the Buckingham Palace for tourists and even locals to visit with an astounding 20 pounds per visit. The garden has a total area of 39 acres and contains of hundreds and hundreds of unique floras which are rare to be seen outside.


The world is having big problem now, as we are... Everyone has to face troublesome finacial problem over and over again. So, when will it actually stops? Guess it'll has to be the end of time....
Mr. Fundus

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Old Wives' Tale - Superstition

Hello Dear Readers,

Below are some superstitions that we may, consciously or unconsciously know, haha, enjoy!

BIRD
A bird in the house is a sign of a death.
If a robin flies into a room through a window, death will shortly follow.

CANDLE
Light candles on the night after November 1. One for each deceased relative should be placed in the window in the room where death occurred.

CEMETERY
You must hold your breath while going past a cemetery or you will breathe in the spirit of someone who has recently died.

CLOCK
If a clock which has not been working suddenly chimes, there will be a death in the family.
You will have bad luck if you do not stop the clock in the room where someone dies.

CORPSE
If a woman is buried in black, she will return to haunt the family.
If a dead person's eyes are left open, he'll find someone to take with him.
Mirrors in a house with a corpse should be covered or the person who sees himself will die next.

DOG
Dogs howling in the dark of night, Howl for death before daylight.
DREAMS
If you dream of death it's a sign of a birth, if you dream of birth, it's a sign of death.
If you touch a loved one who has died, you won't have dreams about them

DYING
A person who dies on Good Friday will go right to heaven.
A person who dies at midnight on Christmas Eve will go straight to heaven because the gates of heaven are open at that time.
All windows should be opened at the moment of death so that the soul can leave.
The soul of a dying person can't escape the body and go to heaven if any locks are locked in the house.

EYE
If the left eye twitches there will soon be a death in the family.
If a dead person's eyes are left open, he'll find someone to take with him.

FUNERAL
Funerals on Friday portend another death in the family during the year.
It's bad luck to count the cars in a funeral cortege.
It's bad luck to meet a funeral procession head on.
Thunder following a funeral means that the dead person's soul has reached heaven.
Nothing new should be worn to a funeral, especially new shoes.
Pointing at a funeral procession will cause you to die within the month
Pregnant women should not attend funerals.

GRAVE
If the person buried lived a good life, flowers will grow on the grave. If the person was evil, weeds will grow.

MIRROR
If a mirror in the house falls and breaks by itself, someone in the house will die soon.

MOTH
A white moth inside the house or trying to enter the house means death.

PHOTOGRAPH
If 3 people are photographed together, the one in the middle will die first.

THIRTEEN
If 13 people sit down at a table to eat, one of them will die before the year is over.

UMBRELLA
Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will be a murder in the house.




adapted from : www.corsinet.com

-Tell me if you like em^^ The above are all superstitious taboos and trivias about death~

Mr. Sphyncter

Monday, October 20, 2008

Kaunas' Banknote Building by Rimas Adomaitis



Adapted by Sohu


We all know money is the unescapeable aspect of the construction of a building, but, dear readers, have you ever seen a building 'made' of banknote? Well, it's not mere fiction any more people, Kaunas has indeed builded a big banknote building named Office Centre 1000. The mastermind behind this ingenius is actually a young, advanterous architect namely, Rimas Adomaitis. This daring building has constructed a brand new tourism hot spot and will definately excel the utterly historic building of Baroque majesty of Pazaislis. So, say 'KAUNAS', say 'MONEY'!
With Greed,
Mr. Fundus

Heat Continues - Tuition Centre May Face Charges

BUTTERWORTH - Extensive investigations that has been carried out by the school admin, the discipline section and of other relevant parties regarding the case of three students being drunk in school, two of which suffer a demerit of total of 50 marks has reveal shocking truth.

Apparently, the students were being tricked into taking an unknown drink without knowing its content in a room with its lights turn off. This tuition centre, "Pusat Bimbingan Inovatif" or often abbreviated as PBI Tuition Centre, had outrageously transform itself into a "temporary" discoteque on 17 October 2008, the day when the PMR exam finished.

Sources said that while most of the form 1 students are not involved in the party as held by the tuition owner, they are then persuaded into "joining in" by the very ownder himself, where he had deliberately assured them that "everything will be fine, take your lunch here and then go to school". Moments later, the crowd witness a shocking scene when students turned off the lights of the tuition centre, and continue enjoying themself singing Karaoke in the dimly lit room.

Tragedy strikes when the students were given unidentified drinks only known to them as "Ribena" which, after enquiries had shown to be a deadly mixture of red wine, 10o plus, 7Up and Ribenna. One student who was not very sure immediately stop drinking after tasting the usual alcoholic feel in the mouth. Another student, who was much less fortunate however, had taken the whole glass.

"I was tricked. I ddin't knew it was alcoholic after they told me when I finished drinking. The mixture had been successful enough to cover the smell" a victim claimed.

Surprising, the tuition centre suffered no consequences even till today. Although the school authorities had shown ardent will in solving this case, but till today the man still lives a free life. He had consciously allowed students to party in his tuition centre, and had, as people claimed, brought alcoholic drinks into the room full of underage students.

Parents were notified of the event naturally, but whatever the actions that they intend to take, the big stomach is still unsure of it. However, the big stomach is certain that the school refuse to void the 50 marks of demerit punished upon the students, even because of utter foolishness and carelessness that they had taken it without knowledge of it being alcohol.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

1600 Giant Panda Invade Paris, Italy

It's the 8th wonder of the world!! Sixteen-hundreds of giant panda invaded Paris city overnight. But, fear not. These sixteen-hundreds giant pandas are made up of paper mache for the campaign held by World Wildlife Fundation (WWF) in order the raise the awareness of protecting the quickly-extincting animal.

There approximately 1600 giant panda left in this world and the future is not looking good. A survey shows that almost 50% of living species on the Earth will be extinct in the next century, contributed by araising global warming, deforestation which led to loss of wildlife habitate and also wildlife poachers.


There millions of species on planet Earth as we all knows made up of our diverse ecosystem. There are different type of floras and faunas which interact with each other in the utterly most distictive ways. And maybe it's why, the distictiveness of it, had made planet Earth a unique and wonderful place to be. Yes, indeed, we might still got to enjoy the beauty of the nature in this generation. But, if we take it for granted, what would actually happen to the next generation?


As this statement knocked me, my mind recalled me of an advertisment by WWF months ago. This advertisment coined, humming birds are here on Earth to spread and pollinate the seeds, spores of fauna, little plants are here to produce oxygen enough to sustain life on Earth, so why are we here, maybe its the most common yet difficult question to be answered. We, human being, proclaimed ourselves as the ruler of the Earth, one who leads, yet destroying the Earth is what we've done in the past. Safe the animal, safe the Earth, nature do has its way of fighting back as history told us, don't let it happen...... Not a single chance!


Saturday, October 18, 2008

Hot News - Alcoholism Strikes Terror In School (17/08/08)

BUTTERWORTH: A Student from a local school who was drunk and semi-conscious was sent back home early after the school admin informed the parents.

The alleged student, 13 is believed to be drinking before stepping upon school grounds, but was seen to be drunk by his friends in the afternoon session, of which one fo them reported to the teacher. while pleading guilty to the charges of him involving himself in alcoholic drink, the offender however, stressed that he did not have that drink in school compound.

Sources that were gathered by the Big Stomach Blog reveals a shocking truth. Initially after PMR (A Goverment exam for all students aged 15), a nearby popular tuition centre held a party, which includes food, beverage and red wines. Although not connected, the offender is believed to have joined the party, and was said to drank 4 glass of red wines.

Immediately after being called to the teacher's room, the news spread like wild fire among the people. Not only was the student a mere student, but was believed to be a member of the school's prefectorial board.

When asked of the consequences the alleged "prefect" will face, the board of prefects denied to give any comments but stressed that appropriate measures will be taken to curb such indiscipline and misconduct from happening again, punishment in accordance with the law will be carried out.

"I am truly sadden to hear one of my members involving themselves in such shameful acts. But I would like to make it clear that no such issues as such will happen without harsh consequences. We (the board of prefects) will not tolerate such incompetant prefects" said a commitee member of the prefectorial board, of whom did not wish to reveal his identity. According to the prefect, he was only made known of the issue 1 day after the incident, and was shocked because no such things ever occured before in the board's history.

The schools had taken strict measures against the student, and had deducted him 50 marks of his merits marks. Whether or not the student will be suspended, the school management had not yet determined.

Again This is Mr.Sphyncter reporting for BBB News.

Hot News - Uproar in School, Students Charged With Unknown Crime

BUTTERWORTH: The Students of a local school here in Butterworth was shocked when the news break out that all 45 students of a class in that school was detained, investigated and charged for the unknown crime that they had committed.

The local school management, upon detaining the students had informed them of their "accused charges" which were "designing a class uniform (or Class- T-shirt)" and "designing and creating a class magazine". However, when asked of whether the students were also charged on copyright infirngement of using the school's logo in the T-Shirt, the students had denied of such accusations and pleaded not guilty before the teachers.

The Big Stomach Blog has also been informed that without further investigation, the teachers had punished the students severely by deducting all students involved a total of 25 merit marks (considered a big offense or xiao3 guo4). It also also learned that teachers would only announced later that designing a class T-shirts is banned, with the exception of Form 5 Students.

An Informent of the Big Stomach Blog, who wish to have his/her identity revealed said that such accusations were unfair and that while this has not been the only time students making their own class T-shirt, it is indeed the first time considering it a crime.

Although there is not much that can be done to appeal, unless a formal complained was made to the school, life will still go on as usual in the school. Initially when authors of this blog received such news, we were shocked that such mishap would happen without clear explaination in this particular school, which is considered aprestigious school in the local district.

This is Mr.Sphyncter from BBB News (Big Stomach Blog), and thank you for supporting us.

Midnight Berserker

Who's who, when's when.... The owner, creater of a magnificent blog (4SA1) had yet to be unveiled and broken. It has been an amount of strength, endurance, toleration for someone who could have pull this blog off outsighted of the hundreads or maybe, thousands. Yet, someone, somewhere in the night of the silent Friday, outspoken a midnight berserk. It was me and my fellow partner, Mr. Sphyncter whom maybe fated to face the attack this berserker.

This was a familier message ringtone that arouse the dim room which grabs my attention as the mobile owner. Thought to be another amusing message that interrupted my intimate connection with my book, I glanced through the message with no collected attention. However, like a bolt from blue, an anonymous sender set on my alarm. An inconvinient yet gruesome truth stucks me in no time stating me and Mr. Sphynchter as the author of the rather populous blog --4SA1.

Dear berserker, what a smart guess, you've made. Yes, indeed. I bares a definate possibility of being mastermind of 'that blog'. But I don't... May your investigation be continued until time has proven my innocent. Nor shall I be merciful for your being and secure your identity, still, I am aspired for an apology for an ambushed berserk.

P/S: Shall Justice Enlighten Us

By, Mr. Fundus

Friday, October 17, 2008

Honey and Clover


To be honest, I am not a big fan of Japanese Drama, however, this was an exception..... Honey and Clover, a simple Japanese drama originated from the manga also named as Honey and Clover.

Yūta Takemoto, Takumi Mayama and Shinobu Morita are three young men who live in the same apartment complex and are students at an art college in Tokyo.
One day, one of the art professors, Shūji Hanamoto, introduces his cousin's daughter, Hagumi Hanamoto, who has come to live with him and is a first year at the art school. Upon introduction, Takemoto and Morita fall in love with her. Morita expresses his love for Hagu in ways that scare her, especially calling Hagu 'mousey' and constantly photographing her, while Takemoto hides his feelings and tries to be a friend to Hagu. Hagu herself, though initially timid and afraid of company, gradually warms up to the three. And this is how the complication starts and continues along the story....

This drama has a cast of hottie all in all, starring:
Narumi Riko,









Ikuta Toma










Harada Natsuki










Mukai Osamu









Narimiya Hiroki


For anyone who had really interested in this drama and wanted to watch it, feel free to ask me.... (I have the whole drama.... haha)




Thursday, October 16, 2008

槟州警察须学福建话??

第一次用华语写部落格,paiseh paiseh....

昨天在翻看晚报时非常讶异的看到了一篇有关槟州警察须学福建话以助办案的报道。报道说到,槟州的警官们都得重新背书包上学学福建话以便可以在办案是派上用场。据说,在不久的将来警官们还得以福建话来讲故事,作为考试。。。

此项措施推出后广受好评,我也那么觉得。。。但是,我也希望在以下提出一些个人宝贵的意见。除了福建话,我觉得警官们也因该学习印度话,广东话,潮州话,新民话,客家话,海南话以及一口流利的英语。此外,为了日益增加的外劳,警官们大可以学一学菲律宾话,印尼话,中国话(翘舌),越南话,缅甸话,还有手语等等。。。。总而言之,每一位警官都应该考取语文系的博士学位,那么马来西亚不就可以成为一个零犯罪的国家了吗???

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Hot News - Ode to The Teachers

Ladies n' gentlemen:

Prepare for the most awesome news to follow~

As recent as today morning, the class of 4Sa1 gave a vote on who to be the sex symbol of the class, and for the teachers of the school.

Well, the staff room is very diverse right? Surely there must be someone to outshine them all!

Readers of course, I am sure is aware of Marilyn Monroe, the worldwide sex symbol of the 50s. Today, another unsung hero was found.

Sadly though, the big stomach will not post the name of the teacher, nor of the 4sa1 student without their pictures. We will try with our best effort to obtain them before posting them here. Wow, this is a big surprise isn't it? isn't everybody anticipating? Being a sex symbol ain't easy. It means competitions, it means staying pretty, it means staying slim, it means all to be a model in disguise.

And who shall that lucky one be? That we will know shortly after. Thank you for supporting this blog.

Ladies n' Gentlemen:

ODE TO THE TEACHERS~

Yours, one and truly,
Mr. Sphyncter

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Tribute To 喇喇

My sincere graditute to those who had proclaimed themselves as a 喇喇仔女, which i so-call degraded-emo. The origin of this wonderful phrase are out of my limited knowledge for all your information. However, the aim that I create for is indeed to pay a tribute to them who have suscessfully express their distictive point of view in fashion, courageous which fell in a wrong sense. For them who have the ability to be so badly dressed but still presented themselves at the utmost confidence level are exceptionally phenomenal and should be honoured in the hall of shame in fashion.

Here is a series of fashion crime hideously commited by our fellow 喇喇仔女

1)Multi-chained Pant

Description:
Pants or shorts consists out extra strips are the awkward renowned fashion which tends to contaminate the fashion industry by storm and winds.

Precaution:
For those who wears them are actually in high-risk daily. The awkwarkly designed outer strips can be dangerous when worn while riding in a motor vehicle. Motorcycle passenger, for instance, whose life will be at risk if got stuck in one of the strips and pulled out of the vehicle that will ultimately ended up in dragged onto the street for miles.

Last Word:
Get a pair jeans, even it's broken.

2)Ripped-T



Description:
A total disgrace to a well-sown T-shirt which body got cut and riped off into million of pieces and shredded into million of holes.

Precaution:
Beware when you are walking along the street in such T-shirt and don't be surprised if a weirdo appears in front of your face and asked, 'Cik, berapa duit?'. Else, you look like a hooker who just got raped in the middle of the street who still tries to look fashionable.

Last Word:
Change your T, or change your career.


3)Goth Look



Description:
Died, locked up in a coffin but refuse to live under the ground. 'Fashionista' with a goth look possess a mysterious power that can spook a person ten miles away. Way to go, Gothy.

Precaution:
For them who prefer a goth look tends to be celebrating Halloween 365days per year (unless they did washes off the make-up). And also an easy target for triggering heart-attack in the elders, nightmare in children and a blessing from the priest.

Last Word:
Go to hell if you really wanted to.

Critisim - Fashion Freaks
By: Mr. Sphyncter



Fashion is a very diverse yet delicate art existing in everywhere in the world regardless of culture, race, religeon. Each continents/contries/race has of course, its own unique fashion. Once fashion was heritage, ranging from ancient clothing such as the chinese cheongsam, japanese kimono, malay "baju kebaya" and much more but today, the people had revolutionised fashion to a much perhaps, "sophisticated level". These are the freaks of fashion that demoralised human clothing civilisation. Of course, it had, in time became another type of fasion, although very much contradicting with local normes.

Fundamental liberties. No man is to be deprieved of his freedom to choose, and to do as he wish as long as not being above the law. There is no right or wrong in the fashion world. A simple dress may caught the eye of someone, but to another it will be nothing but ugly. That is the power of fashion, it tends to differ.

"Hookish" or cheap dressing is yet another popular dress among teenagers today. It spreaded like wildfire since the late 90s and today, sadly, a lot of the youngsters are influenced with these type of dressings, perhaps by peer influence.

The Big stomach has never approve of "over-dressing" , or trying to be classy dressing in sophisticated dresses but rather, simply dressed in an elegant yet ravishing manner. However, we would not stop nor reject people who tend to dress differently, after all...we are all but human...

Falling Ashes

Autumn leaves will come to sleep,
and winter's melting snow ablaze;
But through the years men will weep,
of a sudden change of fate

upon the dampened earth reflection speaks,
the moon answering in perfect harmony;
yet the tides has change for waves to speak.
of sorrow and tragic melancholy

Through the hills trees lament
in a windy shining morn;
for in the light voices shrieked
from a steady lustful horn

In the shadows the winds stir rage,
on every road it leaves its prints;
while men will learn to live in cage
but never too short of deadly sins

Yet in due time men will realize
that some wounds could not be sutured;
and when such lines could only call in anguish cries,
a silent but firm protest to mothernature

Do comment....

By, Mr. Sphinchter

Between The Lines

This poem is initially written to describe the ill fate of many suffering from nature's harm, but had been rewritten in a style to protest against the immoral act of human agaisnt mothernature, deforestration, open burning and much more. Of course it also speaks of the ways mothernature strikes back its retribution. More people are suffering even now as we speak because of the minority of selfish people.

喜帖街-謝安琪

Great song, guys! A rather special Canto-pop that speaks the sound of the heart broken. This song talk about a relation broken just before the move of stepping the alter because of problem and personality difference. The scene was taken in the famous wedding-postcard street of Hong Kong



By, Mr. Fundus

Monday, October 13, 2008

4 S A 1 I LOVE YOU???

Instantaneously impactable, an absolute crafting of a joyous but adventerous class, here is a blog that will stun the whole world with a distictive yet skilled language. A strong point of view which is rare, sarcastic and not to be missed!!

A blog namely 4SA1 I LOVE YOU, is created by an anonymous who possessed almost all the characteristic i writen as above. Ask me who is the Mr / Mrs 4SA1? I don't know.... N wishes to find out this promising star.....

A note adapted from the blog..

“我有我的young~”
各位观众,欢迎收看八卦音乐坊~刚刚听过的歌曲是-我有我的young~我是主持人,阿神~这一次我们的主题人物是谁呢?哈哈
又再是风云人物---本班副班长~最近她的曝光率逐渐上升,在这里我先恭喜她~这一次本班副班长高喊:“我有我的young!!!!”

那是为什么呢?
根据八音特工队的报料,副班长凭着她那让男人站立的声音,苗条的身材,性感的三围,再加上让人羡慕的青春,吸引了不少男人~特别是本班的“狼”人们,更让她爽到不能顶~哦对不起我太粗了~哈哈~

副班长猎物单
佳伦先生
达豪先生
晓宇先生
玮圣先生
宣贵先生
龄贵先生
钟恩先生
以及.....(many many more...)

结论:副班长喜欢学历高的人!

(tu...tu......)
哦有电话来了~
哈咯你好~我是阿神,请问你有什么报料?

我是鲜鱼啦~我想报料~副班长最新目标是明义~他们有好多身体接触哦~我看见副班长用她的手抚摸明义叻~好恶心哦~

谢谢你的报料~再见~

所以各位观众,请举起你们的手,拿起笔,在副班长的猎物单上写下明义的大名吧~
而各位副班长的男粉丝,别伤心,你们一定有机会的~

因为副班长大声说:“我有我的young~"

For more? Just visit http://4sa1iloveyou.blogspot.com/, get juicy, juicier and juiciest news!!!

By, Mr. Fundus



On The Go - A Recipe For Disaster
By: Mr. Sphyncter

The article as introduced and written by Mr.Fundus was indeed one interesting one. Never has the big stomach advertise (or in anyway compliment/remark) on any other respective blog in this aspect. However, the tides have change when it comes to the recently uprising "4Sa1 I love you" Blog.

Although Mr. Fundus had not mentioned this, but when i myself visited that site, I was indeed a bit shocked to see such a number of visitors entering the site in just a few days. As I search through the site meter's history, the blog instantly bombarded to the pinacle of attention as of today, with as many as (as seen just now) 33 visitors. Such achievement is a hint of a rising star.

Sadly however, the blog feeds not only celebrity nor worldwide gossip, but thrive on the gossip of a special class, 4SA1 in SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth. As one would go through the pages, it is evident that much gossip on personal attitudes and behaviours were commented there, in a rather amusing and hilarious way, nontheless entertaining.

While some cynics or skeptics would label this blog as a waste of time, immoral, and/or unethical, The Big Stomach is neither happy nor angry with the blog. Most of the story, though elaborated is still based on true facts (as shown by research) but the one thing the author of the blog had failed is telling the world a tale using a much lighter tone, one without such astonishing sharpness and "perfect" eloquence.

We will of course, update readers of the big stomach whenever there are news as such going on. Stay tuned for more, you guys. The big stomach is ever ready for more, local or foreign news.

You Can Finally Fish In Singapore!!!

Wonder why I made that statement? Well, here's the moral of the story. There was a saying that coined 'you can't fish in Singapore because like the resident, the fish just won't open their mouth'. This disturbing accusation has indeed scoffed over the coward Singaporean and so called kia-si attitude that results in the reluctant of discussing sensitive issue open-minded. But things are changing, our neighbour Singaporean finally stand up for themselves in the name of justice. In 12th Octorber, hundreds and thousands of senior citizens in Singapore have a riot in their native country concerning on global financial issue which stuck in many country including Singapore. Rumours has it that they will not regain their pencen in future if the so-called 21st century Great Depression continue to deteriorate. The riot stands their hopes on recovering their pencen so their years of hard work won't gone in ashes. Well, the Singaporean finally opens their mouth and fishing will also soon proof to be a reasonable leisure.....

Regards,
Mr.Fundus

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Batman: The Dark Knight




"He's a silent Guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight."

Released on 18 July 2008, this film was a instant worldwide success. It is directed by Christopher Nolan, and stars Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine and others.

As I myself is considered a fan, though not those crazy ones of Batman, I had taken the liberty of watching it in the cinema once released and I must say, it was real superb, especially the plot. Not only was it creative, but the twist in the plot was totally riveting, and one would indeed be enthralled from the beggining of the film to the end. This movie was one of its kind, like no other, i can say!

For those who have yet to see this movie, I urge all of you to, this is something that must not be missed!

Here's the film thriller, and as I am sure, will entertain you as it had entertained me.




By,
Mr.Sphincter

P.S. Don't miss it out you guyz~

Friday, October 10, 2008

Prostitute 'Hidden' In Fake Euro Notes

The bank had just printed out a whole new set of Euro notes which is unlike any other of history in notes. A set of prostitutes were designed posing in the note such as leaning against the wall of a architech marvel. It scoffed over the surfing amount of illegal protitute happening in Europe especially in Russia with had approximately over one hundread of illegal protitutes working. However, sample of the notes are protected well which results in leakage of the note and now being the hot target of black market so as to clone the note.


Thursday, October 9, 2008

Times Higher Education Supplement University Ranking 2008

1. HARVARD University

2.YALE University
3.University of CAMBRIDGE
4.University of OXFORD
5.CALIFORNIA Institute of Technology (Calt...
6.IMPERIAL College London
7.UCL (University College London)
8.University of CHICAGO
9.MASSACHUSETTS Institute of Technology (M...

10.COLUMBIA University

11.University of PENNSYLVANIA
12.PRINCETON University
13.DUKE University
14.JOHNS HOPKINS University
15.CORNELL University
16.AUSTRALIAN National University
17.STANFORD University
18.University of MICHIGAN
19.University of TOKYO
20.MCGILL University
21.CARNEGIE MELLON University
22.KING'S College London
23.University of EDINBURGH
24.ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of T...
25.KYOTO University
26.University of HONG KONG
27.BROWN University
28.École Normale Supérieure, PARIS
29.University of MANCHESTER

30.National University of SINGAPORE(NUS)
31.University of CALIFORNIA, Los Angeles (U...
32.University of BRISTOL
33.NORTHWESTERN University
34.ÉCOLE POLYTECHNIQUE
35.University of BRITISH COLUMBIA
36.University of California, BERKELEY
37.The University of SYDNEY
38.The University of MELBOURNE (My dream school)
39.HONG KONG University of Science & Techno...
40.NEW YORK University (NYU)

Asking me where is MU, UUM, USM and blah blah blah, I don't know, cuz they are simply not in the listing of the top 200. Well, in this year, Havard continues to root itself on the top of the list for four consecutive years and there are rather not many unexpected changes in the list which predictable. And also I found this site (http://www.topuniversities.com/university_rankings/results/2008/overall_rankings/fullrankings/) very useful for us who may concern on future study and also finance and accomdation problems on distance learning.

By, Mr. Fundus

50 Interesting Facts On Earth

here are some 50 interesting facts on earth, ENJOY!

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stop smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like itis smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

adapted from,
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/30/50-interesting-facts/

By,
Mr.Sphincter

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

徐佳瑩 - Rising Star

She is a writer, she is a composer, she is a singer. She is the champion of the third season of 超级星光大道 (Preceeded by Yoga Lin and Yuming Lai), she is... the rising star. Standing in the league of her own, 徐佳瑩 is the rare kinds of her own to have such impulsing talent along with a voice from heaven. She can be known as the pioneer of a 25 star gainer who had suceeded to achieve 2 full marks achieve in the hottest Taiwan singing talent show namely 超级星光大道, surpassing the first season winner Yoga Lin by one.

My favourite performance by her 圓舞曲 which however perfectly ended in imperfection



By, Mr. Fundus

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Princess: A True Story of Life Behind the Veil in Saudi Arabi


This is a book not to be missed.

Set in modern times, the main character behind the story is Princess Sultana, who is, even till now, a princess living in the kingdom of saudia arabia. Born a royal like any of her sisters and brother of the Al'Saud family, she had everything in her possesion yet she had nothing.

since small she had came to understand the cruel fate that awaits her in the land of Arab. While being incredulously opulent in her riches, she still could not accept the fact that women in saudi Arabia are mentally chained by their husbands, fathers, brothers and sons - all men of the family.

This is a touching story of a princess who tries to liberate, to change the fate of thousands and thousands of women in saudia Arabia, in a desperate attempt to help all other who suffered. But even she as a royal could do nothing but gain little freedom here and there.

There are altogether three books written about her life there, in order to let the outer world know more about life in saudia Arabia, and the torment that women went through there.


The first book is of course:

Princess

while

Daughters Of Arabia being the second book of the three sequel

and

Desert royal as the final book


Below are some of the few lines from the story:

"By treating women as slaves, as property, men have made themselves as unhappy as the women they rule, and have made love and true companionship unattainable to both sexes." page 22-23



"The mere suspicion of sexual misconduct, such as kissing, can bring death to a young girl. In addition, public congratulations are given from the men of religion for the father's "notable" act of upholding the commands of the Prophet!" page 62



"We women are vassals, and the walls of our prisons are inescapable, for this grotesque disease of preeminence lives in the sperm of all men and is passed along, generation to generation - a deadly, incurable disease whose host is male and victim is female." page 120



The book had succeeded in raising the attention of many, for people of this world feel compassion for the unfortunate ones. Many had tried to fight for women's rights and many had failed. How could we ever stop sexism from spreading? Only god knows.



Here are some compliments and remakrs from various sources.

"Unforgettable..fascinating..a book to move you to tears"
-FAY WELDON

"The Startling truth behind the veiled lives of Saudi Arabia's women...frank and vivid revelations"
-SUNDAY EXPRESS

"Princess is a mind-boggling look at the everyday life of a contemporary woman in the 21,000-member strong royal family..absolutely riveting"
-PEOPLE MAGAZINE

"Gripping...a fast-paced, enthralling drama rich in details..."
-PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

"Anyone with the slightest interest in human rights will find this book heart wrenching. It is well written, personal story...It had to come from a native woman to be believable"
-BETTY MAHMOODY

By,
Mr. Sphincter

Jolin Tsai Rotten Face!!!!


















Hola people, still remember the all-pretty-looking Jolin, bet'cha not! Our dancing diva had currently faced a serious problem with her fallen complexion. Rumours has it that Jolin had gone in intensive slimming programme with her 'no-fat-diet' which unfortunately results in a doom of hormone deficientcy directly impacting her flawless face.(Picture Showed Above)

Dear students, all of us know that fat is very important to our health as building blocks of hormone, lipid structure and all of that. What about her? Is it that our idol is so dumb that she don't even know this fact? Or is it physical appearance is so important that it comes before our health.... Think about it!! Models after models get killed or nearly killed just because to achieve desired waistline. Celebrity who should be our role model for better behaving are now tending to be the biggest stereotype to us.

Plz, I urges. There is nothing wrong for being that, not until that it affect your health. Just maintaining your BMI in accepted level is fairly enough for a nice, well-rounded physical appearance.

P/S: Stay healthy and pretty, inside out.

By, Mr. Fundus

Monday, October 6, 2008

Now Even YOU can be fat!

Folks, worry no more!

Too long have we heard people criticizing on random occasions that we are fat, or rather meaty. And how do we react? More often we would feel sad or embarressed of our body size BUT NO MORE!

Readers! Let us curb this nonsence thinking of staying thin. Too much self restrain to maintain a so called "slim" body might even be dangerous, resulting either in Anorexia nervosa or Bulimia!

Well, The Big Stomach would like to let the world know that being fat is not wrong. Its our right to be fat!

Here's Tyra Banks supporting this fact.



To those skeptics, Tyra Banks has but only one thing to say! (Look At The Video Below)



Mr. Sphyncter

It's Britney, B****

Still can't get ur head out the Gimme More beats or swaying through groovy Piece of Me. Now, Britney is out again with her new album 'Circus' which will be release at 2nd December in US (Well, Malaysia would have take longer)along with her brand new single 'Womenizer'. The single's perfomance wasn't too bad for time being since it entered the Billboard Hot 100 Airplay chart at 78th within three days of its radio release.

Well, personally, I'm not a big fan of the song. I mean yeah I love it but I am not crazy about it. The song shows improvement from the previous hit single 'Gimme More' which consists highly of annoying heavy beats. Regardless of the improvement, I still haven't found the 'real' Britney, yet. I found that the 'Womenizer, womenizer, womenizer....' thingy is quite annoying and excruciating the hear. Well, I really wishes we can find some soulful R&B tracks in the album and you never know, it might just the biggest comeback of 2009....

By, Mr. Fundus

The lagendary Womenizer (The Official Music Video isn't here yet, hope u enjoy)

Welcome To The Amazing World Of Big Stomach

Welcome dear readers,

This blog is created for all of us to explore the wonderous world of the mysterious human stomach. Enjoy long leisurely hours surfing this blog feeing on infos and knowledge of the current world.

If you think your stomach can handle anything, think again.

The big stomach offers much writtings, mainly free writtings for all of you to enjoy. Readers could also email us at bigstomachblog@hotmail.com if anyone would like to post some interesting facts on this blog. Of course, the credit will be yours to take.

Allow me to introduce ourself. Writting this blog now is me, Mr Pyloric Sphincter, while the other writter is Mr Fundus. As time will show, we will try our best to entertain dear explorers on the most amazing, gruesome facts you never know you know! Of course, the writting team does not only consist of us but as what we believe, will increase when random writters (who send their work to us) are made published of their work.

All the best slimming through the thick mucus!

Mr. Sphincter