Barack Obama, John McCain, Or Paris Hilton?

Ladies and gentlemen!

If two isn't enough, now there's three to add in the fun. Recently, Paris Hilton has thrown her hat into the presidential ring, promising to take on that old "wrinkly, white-haired guy" and paint the White House pink if elected.

recently in McCain's attack ad, He had claimed Obama as just another celebrity like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. In a video featuring Obama and his supporters, a female narrator was heard saying "he's the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?"

Paris Hilton had responded tartly to the ad, where in another another spoof campaign ad, she had called McCain as "the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket"

While reclining on a chair in a skimpy bathing costume and gold stilettos, the 27-year-old celebutante announced her presidential ambitions:"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she says. She then went on to detail her plan to solve the energy crisis:"We could do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars," Hilton says. "That way the offshore drilling carries us until new technologies kick in which will then create new jobs and energy independence."Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates, bitches!"She signed off by saying she was considering tapping singer-songwriter Rihanna as her vice president."I'll see you at the White House," Hilton adds. "Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!" Here's how the McCain campaign responded: "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America’s energy crisis -- including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."And the Obama campaign's official response: "Whatever."

Paris Hilton is totally running for fake president, and she totally wants your fake vote. Totally.

That's the message in a video posted early Wednesday (October 8) on Funnyordie.com, which features Hilton seeking political advice from "one of our greatest fake presidents," Martin Sheen, who played president Josiah Bartlett on NBC's long-running White House drama "The West Wing."

In the clip "a pre-party for the party before the afterparty," Hilton and Sheen discuss such pressing fake issues as "FoPo" (or "foreign policy," for those of you who don't speak Paris-ese) and the economy, with P stating that she favors a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq and lowering interest rates to bail out homeowners.

"This is the biggest depression since 'The Notebook,' " Hilton says. "How about helping the people who are losing their homes? How about lowering inflated interest rates so it's not impossible for them to pay their mortgage? I know its not as much money for the banks, but it's better than no money at all. Just ask MC Hammer."

Sheen proclaims, "Loves it," and then tells Hilton not to worry, because she's "going to make a great fake president."

Hilton then says, "America was at its best when it was on NBC," to which Sheen replies, "Wait till it's on MTV" (hey, that's us!). Hilton then turns to the camera and proclaims, "See you at the fake inauguration, bitches!"

Here's the video URL, starring paris for President.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GlZP37Zyo

references:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/08/06/paris-hilton-for-president.htm


http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1596641/20081008/story.jhtml

Angels and Demons Movie (Coming Soon)

Robert Langdon is out solving crime again. However, this time, the risk is bigger. The whole vatican city is in danger of being destroyed by an antimatter nuclear bomb, from a secret society.





So was in The Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks held the role of Robert Langdon in this film along with co-star Ayelet Zurer and Ewam McGregor. Actually, the filming was suppose to be started at February 2008 and released in the December of this year. However, because of the 2007-2008 Writer Guild of America strike, the release was posponed to May 15 2009. (Still, I am excited)

Eat Obama and McCain as Your Breakfast Bread!

Tired of voting? Readers, you can now fill your Big Stomach with your future president in USA. At the Feel Good Bakery in Alameda, California, they're now stenciling on the faces of presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain, and letting patrons decide which loaf they'd like to take home. According the bakery owner, Obama has outdone McCain by the ratio of 8:1!! (Poor McCain)

For more information, surf on to http://www.zimbio.com/politics/articles/1032/Obama+McCain+Bread+Lets+Vote+Stomach for some hot bread...

Still, eating the one you admired..... Doesn't feel weird or something? Well, only the voters know...

With a Big Stomach,

Mr. Fundus

Rain - Love Story, from brand new album Rainism

Rain is making his comeback! With his brand new album, Rainism, this korean dude got a big ambition on establishing a brand new status from himself.

With his unsuccessful launch of Speed Racer (with I think so), Rain hasn't been in the spotlight for quite a while now. But he is back now gals, same as he always be, hot and steamy, and now even.... BLOODY (Check out of his new single MV - Love Story)

Laugh You "Stomach" Off, Because You Deserve It

Helo dear readers,

We practically laugh everyday, but ever heard of the benefits that laughing could possible bring about to our life? Well...there is a saying, when the wolrd show you a thousand reasons to cry, show the world a thousand reason to smile (or something like that ^^)

The below are the reasons why YOU must laugh, hehe

The many benefits of laughter
1. When you make fun of yourself, you disempower those who would make fun of you and disarm possible confrontations.

2. Laughter dissolves tension, stress, anxiety, irritation, anger, grief, and depression. Like crying, laughter lowers inhibitions, allowing the release of pent-up emotions. After a hearty bout of laughter, you will experience a sense of well-being. Simply put, he who laughs, lasts. After all, if you can laugh at it, you can live with it. Remember, a person without a sense of humor is like a car without shock absorbers.

3. Medical researches have found that laughter boosts the immune system. The study of how behavior and the brain affect the immune system is called psychoneuroimmunology. Though still in its infancy, this science is rapidly gaining much attention as mankind strives to understand the mind-body relationship.

4. Laughter reduces pain by releasing endorphins that are more potent than equivalent amounts of morphine.

5. Humor helps integrate both hemispheres of our brain, for the left hemisphere is used to decipher the verbal content of a joke while the right hemisphere interprets whether it is funny or not.6. Laughter adds spice to life; it is to life what salt is to a hard-boiled egg.

7. Develop your sense of humor and you will find you are more productive, a better communicator, and a superior team player.

8. Everyone loves someone who can make them laugh. The more you share your sense of humor, the more friends you will have.

9. Humor brings the balance we need to get through the turbulence of life comfortably.

10. Laughter is even equivalent to a small amount of exercise. It massages all the organs of the body, according to Dr. James Walsh.

11. A sense of humor can help you accept the inevitable, rise to any challenge, handle the unexpected with ease, and come out of any difficulty smiling.

adapted from :http://www.personal-development.com/chuck/laughter.htm

Mr.Sphyncter

Vietnam Bizzare Law : No Small Breast, Skinny & Short Women On Motorcycle

Not to be mistaken as a social taboo, this indeed will be an established law in Vietnam. The health ministry of Vietnam is undergoing a programme of reconstructing ralated laws of health. In order to assure all motorcyclist are in good health condition, the ministry had came out with a rather peculiar sets of new rules and regulation. The proposal would be, women who are too short, too skinny or too 'small' will not be able to ride a motorcycle in public. And, when we say too 'small', yes indeed, it's boobs. Women who are 28 inch (76cm) or smaller on her chestline are forbidden from riding a motorcycle. Reason behind.... They are classified as unhealthy or malnourished community who bears big risk in riding this vehicle.

However, statistic shows, Vietnamese women are generally petite who an average height of 155 cm and weight of 47 kg. Therefore, this issue raises quite an attention on the questionable law and method of measurement. For instance, how are the policemen going to measure the chestline of women? By using hand?

Plenty of comments had been given by the community there concerning this troublesome rules, which would actually affect their lives. Some even joked, nu-bras and plastic surgeries are going to be the most lucrative industry in future. Nontheless, there could only be a silent-riot before any of these go under announcement and looks like they will just have to sit and wait...

By,
Mr. Fundus

Give Your Stomach A Treat, Come Visit Penang, Malaysia

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story

If you think you tasted the best food on earth, wait till you try the food that we penangites have to offer.

If you think you have savoured the most exotic food ever served in human history, think again. Penang offers a variety of exquisite, sumptous and special food that have successfully continue to thrill food lovers around the world. Sadly though, it is sometimes because of such craziness on food that some people go for the extreme, and thrive on flesh and meat of those nearly extinct animals. Well like it or not, we have it all here, good news or bad news.

with the countries' rich history dating back to the 18 and 19 century, Penang evolved from a unknown Island until the British came and took control of the Island. Since then the british had brought in lots of Chinese immigrants and Indian immigrants into the country, in order to cater to the country's rising economy. it is because of this that today, we Malaysians live amongst together as one, placing aside, racial, cultural, and religious differences. Penang is truly a unique place not to be missed.

Three major types of food offered here are Indian food, Chinese food and Malay, of which all three possess their own unique and delicious taste.


well, without furdo ado, allow me to introduce one of the most favourite and common dish found here, a true local delicacy.

First and formost, allow me to introduce the renowned "hokkien mee" an all-time favourite prawn soup noodle, a little bit spicy yet full of fragrance.

well if you were to stroll around Penang island, you would have also found this to be really popular, "nasi Lemak". Although this dish is originally tradional malay food, but through time, people have came to assimilate and grew to love this one of a kind unique dish.

Next, allow me the introduce this special dish, dedicated to the readers of the big stomach a blog, which is considered a chinese food, but has also over time, grew to be a favourite among locals of all races.

Ladies and gentlemen, Char Koey Tiao (hokkien) or could be translated as Fried "flattened" noodles in english.

try it, you might just like it ^^

Well, now for a bit of a desert. This is "Ais Kacang" or "peanut Ice", ice blended that comes with an assortment of toppings and lovely goodies.

Last but not least.....Tong Sui (though i duno how to translate this) but is also another kind of desert served after having your big stomach filled with lovely, lovely, and more lovely local food^^




So..the question remains...where to find these food you say? As I have mentioned, penang is a very special place to visit. All of the above food could be found almost anywhere in any local hawker stall. Its simply unique in Penang as food sellers could just sell food by the road side, operating from early morning to sometimes late at night, depending on the locations.





here' an example of the famous Gurney Street, which is one of the tourist spots and attraction. Here we have all the hawkers stalls selling all kinds of penang local cuisines...by the road side! where you enjoy the gnetle breeze of the sea, the calming sound of the waves and the astounding view provided free by mothernature^^





So, you claim yourself to be a food lover, and you never even tried Penang food, Malaysian style...What a shame ->.^

by,

Mr. Spynchter