Midnight Berserker

Who's who, when's when.... The owner, creater of a magnificent blog (4SA1) had yet to be unveiled and broken. It has been an amount of strength, endurance, toleration for someone who could have pull this blog off outsighted of the hundreads or maybe, thousands. Yet, someone, somewhere in the night of the silent Friday, outspoken a midnight berserk. It was me and my fellow partner, Mr. Sphyncter whom maybe fated to face the attack this berserker.

This was a familier message ringtone that arouse the dim room which grabs my attention as the mobile owner. Thought to be another amusing message that interrupted my intimate connection with my book, I glanced through the message with no collected attention. However, like a bolt from blue, an anonymous sender set on my alarm. An inconvinient yet gruesome truth stucks me in no time stating me and Mr. Sphynchter as the author of the rather populous blog --4SA1.

Dear berserker, what a smart guess, you've made. Yes, indeed. I bares a definate possibility of being mastermind of 'that blog'. But I don't... May your investigation be continued until time has proven my innocent. Nor shall I be merciful for your being and secure your identity, still, I am aspired for an apology for an ambushed berserk.

P/S: Shall Justice Enlighten Us

By, Mr. Fundus

槟州警察须学福建话??

第一次用华语写部落格，paiseh paiseh....

昨天在翻看晚报时非常讶异的看到了一篇有关槟州警察须学福建话以助办案的报道。报道说到，槟州的警官们都得重新背书包上学学福建话以便可以在办案是派上用场。据说，在不久的将来警官们还得以福建话来讲故事，作为考试。。。

此项措施推出后广受好评，我也那么觉得。。。但是，我也希望在以下提出一些个人宝贵的意见。除了福建话，我觉得警官们也因该学习印度话，广东话，潮州话，新民话，客家话，海南话以及一口流利的英语。此外，为了日益增加的外劳，警官们大可以学一学菲律宾话，印尼话，中国话（翘舌），越南话，缅甸话，还有手语等等。。。。总而言之，每一位警官都应该考取语文系的博士学位，那么马来西亚不就可以成为一个零犯罪的国家了吗？？？